BlooJ's Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2020 film)/Trailer transcripts

Here are trailer transcripts for the upcoming film, BlooJ's Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Teaser Trailer
(The following preview)

(Paramount Pictures logo)

(Paramount Players logo)

(Paramount Animation logo)

(Warner Bros. Pictures logo)

(Warner Animation Group logo)

(Warner Bros. Animation logo featuring Daffy Duck and Porky Pig (which could possibly be a reference to the two characters appearing in the movie))

(Google logo)

(YouTube Studios logo)

Wilt: Everybody, heads up! Heads up! Keep it clear! Keep it clear! [ Caption reads: Toonvile, 120 Miles West of Los Angeles]

[ POV of a strange creature purring and studies outside the cage ]

(Meanwhile, a shadowy, creepy figure from the distance with sharp claws is slowly approaching the premises.)

Bob: I guess she's here...

Larry: Okay, pushing team move in there.

[ Edwardo shouting orders in Spanish, loading team approaches the cage]

Bob: I want tasers on full charge!

[ Loading team grab the cage, a terrifying shriek scares them away, the cage shakes for a bit]

Demented Chaos: Aha, I don't care. You're just a bunch of superior pure-blooded weird old maggots. Now, where are the dangerous friends, fat ass?

Coco: Coco-cococo, chirp-chirp! (Shut up, you robotic bitch!)

Bob: Step back in. And push!

Larry: At your command!

[ Workers, SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Wilt, Edwardo,'' push the cage into the paddock entrance, until an electronic beep buzzes. ]''

Bob: We're locked. Loading team, step away. Gatekeepers.

[ SwaySway, Buhdeuce climb on top of the cage, the creature looks up and snarls ]

Bob: SwaySway, Buhdeuce, raise the gate!

SwaySway: ok!

(as SwaySway and Buhdeuce begin to raise the gate Demented Chaos violently pulls SwaySway and Buhdeuce away from their position by raming the back of the cage, shoving the metal container backward and knocking SwaySway and Buhdeuce to the ground and pulls them into the cage Wilt grabs hold of them, but his significantly stretched-out arms quickly lets go of them, only for Demented to grab hold of them and hammer them into the cage. Demented Chaos then starts stabbing their stomachs with her claws, where blood streams down to their legs, and they begin puking up wild gushes of blood.)

Buhdeuce (gargling): WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO ME?

Demented Chaos: Well, this is what you wanted.

Bob: Block the opening! Don't let her get out!

Edwardo: Help them.

Robert Muldoon: Work her back!

''[ The workers begin tasering the creature, which catches Muldoon in the eye. ] ''

Bob: KILL HER!, KILLL HERER!

''[ SwaySway and Buhdeuce's heads crumble, and they then die, and Demented pulls them through Wilt's grip. Gunshots are heard as the creature's shadow dissolves and Chaos breathes in and out.]''

Demented Chaos: I better run.

(Bob and Larry both looked shocked, their eyes opened wider than possible as rapid footsteps are heard sprouting from the ground and the scene cuts to black.)

Text: In 1997, something bad happened at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in Toonville.

Text: Two friends...

Text: One home...

Text: Dozens of new friends... Text: But, something strange happened, and that forced them to save the world from havoc. (The Character Carnage image cuts to the logo with just the "F" inside of it.)

(The logo fades out, while the first part of the billblock appears, then fades out.) (Text appears under the logo saying: A Bloo J, Ed-Olive Chadwick, Tim Burton, Michael Bay, J.J. Abrams, Andy Muschietti, Steven Spielberg, Logan Thirtyacre, and Trey Parker Film) (The text "AUGUST 2020" fades in, with the production companies and distribution companies' logos under the text.

Official Trailer
(The following preview)

(Paramount Pictures logo)

(Paramount Players logo)

(Paramount Animation logo)

(Warner Bros. Pictures logo)

(Warner Animation Group logo)

(Warner Bros. Animation logo featuring Daffy Duck and Porky Pig (which could possibly be a reference to the two characters appearing in the movie))

(Google logo)

(YouTube Studios logo)

Text: In 1997, something bad happened at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in Toonville.

(An unknown person is seen stabbing children in the place. The children are heard screaming as blood shoots out of them and splatters on the screen.)

Text: 10 years have now passed after the murders at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in Toonville...

(The scene fades to Mac walking inside Foster's for the first time.)

(Cuts to brief images of Mac (animated version), Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Frankie, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Eric, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Ren, Stimpy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Jenny, Shrek, Woody, Sonic, and the Eds, being similar to the MTV Films variant in this movie.)

Text: Two friends...

Text: One home...

Text: Dozens of new friends...

(The background becomes static and turns off.)

Text: But, something strange happened, and that forced them to save the world from havoc.

(An animation of the Internet appears for 8 seconds and fades to space, which includes the planet Earth that the camera zooms into, causing a flash.)

(Fades to the Foster's Home (live-action).)

Text: From the directors of Transformers, The Pug House, IT, Ready Player One, SML, South Park, Star Trek, and Edward Scissorhands...

Text: ADVENTURE...

Text: GOES...

Text: INSANE!

(Cuts to brief images of YouTube Poops, toy channels, surprise egg videos, compilations, and memes, also being similar to the MTV Films variant in this movie.)

(The sequence then continues after 2 seconds of darkness, containing the floss, Damn Daniel, the Ice Bucket Challenge, PPAP, the Harlem Shake, bottle flipping, the Nae Nae, and the Mannequin Challenge.)

(The sequence transitions to a blue shockwave, forming the movie's logo.)

(Text appears under the logo saying: A Bloo J, Ed-Olive Chadwick, Tim Burton, Michael Bay, J.J. Abrams, Andy Muschietti, Steven Spielberg, Logan Thirtyacre, and Trey Parker Film)

(The logo and text disappear, and one last sequence resembling the 2 other sequences happens, briefly showing KSI, Justin Bieber, LeBron James, John Cena, Will Smith, PewDiePie, Markiplier, DanTDM, Baldi, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Buzz Lightyear, Mike Wazowski, Sully, Hiro Hamada, Baymax, Ted, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Phillip J. Fry, Bender, Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.)

(An image named So Many Trends fades in, and it then cuts to another image named Famous People Sandwich, with the latter cutting to yet another named Character Carnage.)

(The Character Carnage image cuts to the logo with just the "F" inside of it.)

(The logo fades out, while the first part of the billblock appears, then fades out.)

(The text "AUGUST 6th 2020 in REAL D 3D and IMAX 3D" fades in, with the production companies and distribution companies' logos under the text.)