Mateo Story 7: Hook/Transcript

Scene 1:
(Shows Universal Pictures Logo)

(Shows Dreamworks Animation Logo)

(Shows Tucuman Productions Logo)

[male voice voice clears throat]

Male Voice: Now, where to begin? [clicks tongue] How 'bout, "Once upon a time"?

Male Voice: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do somethin' else.

Male Voice: [gasps] I got it, I got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie! [singing in African language]

Male Voice: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?

Male Voice: Oh, no, no, not the book. How many have seen "opening the book" before? [brakes screech]

Male Voice: Close the book. We're not doing that.

Male Voice: the upbeat show tune, Put On Your Sunday Clothes, plays.

Male Voice: Here's what we're gonna do.

Male Voice: Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?

Cornelius: Out there There's a world outside of Yonkers Way out there beyond this hick town Barnaby There's a slick town Barnaby

Cornelius: Out there Full of shine and full of sparkle

Cornelius: Close your eyes and see it glisten Barnaby Listen Barnaby

Cornelius: Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there Get out the brillantine and dime cigars

Cornelius: (Radio Alarm) We're gonna find adventure in the evening air Girls in white in a perfumed night Where the lights are bright as the stars

Cornelius: (Radio Alarm) Put on…

Klaus: Good Morning Everyone Welcome Today We Make Popover Let Us Begin Everyone At Home Ready

Buck Cluck: I'm Ready Oh Ingredients

Klaus: Like Up Like So

Buck Cluck: We Certain

Chicken Little: Chef Little Here to Help Dad

Buck Cluck: I Got It

Klaus: Timer Set For 4 Minutes

Chicken Little: Okay

Klaus: And Phoebe Kid Yeah Mix Together The Flour Sugar Butter At Least

Buck Cluck: Done

Klaus: And Stir While Addling 3 Egg

Buck Cluck: Eggs

Klaus: But If You Don't Want To Add Eggs

Buck Cluck: No We Don't

Klaus: Add More Buttermilk

Klaus: Cocalne's

Klaus: Back Comes The Tricky Part

Buck Cluck: Tricky Part What Tricky Part

Chicken Little: Dad It's Actually Fine I Could Just Have Feed

Buck Cluck: It's Okay I Got It

Klaus: Take One Claw Fit And The Motion Of The Cinnamon And The Snarls Acal You Must

Buck Cluck: Wait A Minute

Klaus: We Love Veneers But With Theie Spanish Package There Pop It Into A Prehated Oven at 4000 Degrees for 2 Seconds

Buck Cluck: Then

Klaus: And In Just Moments You Have It Oh

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Gasps)

(Screams)

Don Bowser: Good Morning I'm Don Bowser In Today's Headlines It Was One Year Ago Today That Mass Destruction Swept The Town Of London Hook is The Child's Name And If It Weren't For Hook None Of This Would Have Happened Let's Roll The Tape

(Screams)

Male Human 1: Bye Bye

Male Human 4: Look Out

(Screams)

Chicken Little: Somewhere On The Ground It Was Shaped Like That

(Gasps)

Male Human 5: Looks Like A Stop Sign

Chicken Little: Yes Only Doesn't Say Stop And It's Blue And It Has A Cloud On It

Buck Cluck: It Is This What Hit You

Chicken Little: Oh No Daddy Was Definitely A Plece Of The Sky

Buck Cluck: I'm Piece Of The Sky

Buck Cluck: It's Okay Everyone There's Been Like A Little Mistake It Was Just An That That Hit My Son Oh My God

Chicken Little: No

Buck Cluck: Wyatt Son This Is Embarrassing Enough Already

Sheep News Reporter: I'd Seen it before ACORN plus single-parent equals madness and Let's Not Forget the Boys Unusually Small Signs

Bob Cutlass: Why Would You Put You Down Safety In Jeopardy

Chicken Little: Would He Be A Piggy

Darrell Cartrip: What Did He Say

Chicken Little: Would He Be A Piggy

Brent Mustangburger: It Was A Big A Couple

David Hobbscap: Throwing Coleslaw

Don Bowser: Ladies And Gentlemen It's Just Gibberish Gibberish Of An Insanw Person

Buck Cluck: Oh Chicken Little He Is Crazy What No Hey Hey No Turn That Off

Buck Cluck: Get Out Of Here With

Chicken Little: I Hadn't Seen That Last Clip Before

Buck Cluck: Son My Son Killer

Chicken Little: I'm Gonna Go Get The Paper

Buck Cluck: No No My Son Come Back Please I Didn't Know They Were Taping

Don Bowser: We Interrupt This Program To Bring You Late-Breaking News

(Gasps)

Don Bowser: We're Reporting To You Live From The Home Of Chicken Little In The Hopes Of Getting An Interview With The Crazy Little Chicken Himself

(Gasps)

Bob Cutlass: Are You Concerned About Skype Only Copycats

Darrell Cartrip: Are You Any Relation To The Boy Who Cried Wolf

David Hobbscap: Are You Really A Chicken

Brent Mustangburger: Chicken Little What's Your Reaction To The News That A Movie Is Going To Be Made Of Your Amazing Mistak

Buck Cluck: Our Movie

Chicken Little: Is True That Can't Be True

Bob Cutlass: It Is And It Is By This Time Next Summer Everyone On The Planet Will Know Of Your Colossal Blunde

Buck Cluck: Leave Us Alone

Darrell Cartrip: Who Do You Play Your Parts

Bob Cutlass: On Penguin Brad Pitt Boy Russell Crowe

Buck Cluck: Russell Crowe Really Oh Dad Off My Porch

Buck Cluck: Go Away

(The title shows "Mateo Story 7: Hook")

Scene 2:
(Meanwhile in San Miguel de Tucuman City) Skipper: Okay gang, Find other boat

Kowalski: Skipper, boat name Pirates ship from Neverland

Mateo Farias Sendin: Neverland is Island

Skipper: Yes Mateo, Go Are Neverland.

Skipper: Okay gang, Let's Go to Neverland

Mateo Farias Sendin: Yes me too.

Horton: Me too Mateo.

Branch: Yeah.

Ferdinand: Yes go Neverland.

Gene Meh: Me too Hi-5 and go to Neverland.

Hi-5: Me too Gene.

Harold Hutchins: George go to Neverland.

George Beard: Yeah Harold go to Neverland.

Gnomeo: Juliet go to Neverland.

Juliet: Yes Gnomeo go to Neverland.

Emmet Brickowski: Yes go to Neverland.

Benny: Yeah go to Neverland.

Cody Maverick: Okay Chicken Joe go to Neverland.

Chicken Joe: Yes Cody go to Neverland.

Max: Me too Gidget we are go to Neverland.

Gidget: Me too Max we are go to Neverland.

Private: Skipper are go to Neverland.

Skipper: Yes Private, Rico go to Neverland.

Rico: Yes Skipper, are go to Neverland.

Skipper: Okay Team, go to Neverland. ￼

Strike three! You're out.

Bluejays, come on!

Jack! Come on, Bluejays!

Bluejays!

Fire it up!

Where is your father? He's missing it. Daddy'll be here. He promised.

Jerry? Jack?

Jim.

I said that.

Go to the game ahead of me.

Film what I miss.

This is the speech

for your grandmother's tribute.

On cards?

Yes.

Number those. Who wrote it?

Ned Miller.

I loved his annual report.

Read it.

"For the past 70 years,

the Granny Wendy we honor tonight... ...has given hope and care and life to hundreds of orphans." Great.

Mommy, where's Daddy?

My briefcase.

Gotta fly.

Don't worry.

More people crash in cars.

It's a lot safer to fly

than crossing the street.

If it's your time to go,

it's your time to go.

And remember,

don't let your arms get tired!

What if it's the pilot's time to go?

Come on, keep us alive, Banning!

Keep us alive!

Okay, come on!

Hi, Mrs. Banning. I'm from the office.

Which one's your son?

He's up to bat!

Thank you!

Come on, Jack!

Come on, pal!

Come on, Jack!

Don't look at me! Focus!

Stay focused! Come on, Jack.

One time, Jack.

Come on, Jack! Come on, Jack!

Please, not a curve ball.

Mama wants a new pair of shoes.

Drive me home, Jack!

That's the game!

Vanellope: What Matter Jack

Yeah, Brad, that's real good.